Gergely Nagy: Narnia in Warcraftian light
Tonight, we've watched Chronicles of Narnia, girlfriend and I, and we came to a few
interesting observations. Really, they're quite amazing! Someone has
been playing World of Warcraft decades before it was released! Spoilers ahead,
beware!
For example, let us have a look at the Witch. She was surely a mage, as
she could conjure food and water. However, she appeared to be buffed a lot,
as she could dual wield swords as well - and she wasn't all that bad at that,
either. She also had an instant-cast frost spell.. This latter lead to a
little debate among us, as I was asserting she must have been a shaman,
using frost shock. Would have fit quite well, if only she wouldn't have
been able to conjure food... And the fact, that after Aslan killed her,
she didn't self-res. I doubt there's any worthy shaman out there who
doesn't have a stack of ankhs in the bags. That's just not possible, really.
Not to mention she always wore cloth, while we all know, shamans wear mail.
Next on the table - the stone-table, hah! - is Aslan. Unlike the witch, he
really was a shaman. The best proof: he self-ressed.. Albeit it took him a while.
However, he did not appear to have any durability loss - on the contrary, he
had his mane grown back! What kind of armor he wore, I do not know, he was in
ghost lion form all through the movie, sadly. We also saw him resurrect others,
that part fits too. Totems - we missed those, yes... But... if a shaman is fighting
in ghost lion form, he must be so powerful, decked out in epics, he does not
need them anyway.
And this is where we come to the part of investigation where we have a look
at the levels of the characters. Aslan and the Witch were skull-level bosses
for sure. Most of the armies must have been lowbies, judging by their puny
equipment - and most of the time, their puny skills aswell. Thus, it is no
wonder that a single boss - the Witch - could tear through almost a whole
army of poor newbies. It took another boss to stop her for good. Kinda like
summoning your side's bosses in Alterac Valley. With the exception that in
Alterac Valley, a raid is enough - here, one needed a whole lot more than
a single 40-man raid.
So far, this is what we figured out. I expect more details will see the light
as we watch the film over and over again, in the hope of discovering more
connections between the Chronicles and Warcraft.